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LOL. This thing is nuts. How easy it is to get yourself online and cam whore to millions of potential viewers. The lure is just too tempting for some jail bait cam whores. They can't resists it. They just needs a webcam (which I'm sure they already has since they're such cam-whores) an inter-web connection (what would you use the WEB-cam for otherwise?) and voila ! You've got your own little live show.

I know a few people who would really enjoy this. And a few more people who I wish would enjoy this too much lol.

It's just so annoying when those dam 4chan fools or followers get on and they start spamming their retarded nonsense. Stupid shoe on head demands.

I personally get on there just to spy on them raccoons in the wild. . . Okay, I lie. The first searches are for the jailbait cam whores LOL. 'Coons if they're off the air.

*searches e-Bay for spy web cam. . .

Blogging

So I was just reading someone else's blog, (P'Paosss) and was wonderring if it was at all possible that I would have such an intimate relationship with my blog.

I mean, this woman puts random stuff about herself every other time. Albeit somewhat coded or indirectly, it's still pretty personal stuff and not at all very hard to decode if knew her and talked to her I suppose.

That being said, that's some crazy drama. A little boring it gets, but there's some nice photos in there lol (which of course was my main purpose of checking out the blog). Wow. I don't like drama, but I'm oddly attracted/interested by it. But it is mostly countered by my utter lack of interest in things that I don't get to know what dramas are hitting.

That being said, could you IMAGINE how it would've been like in Ames if she was still hurrr? LOL. I'd be in drama heaven. Previous post unnecessary. No subscription needed. Well maybe subscription of friends who are damn kay poh and willing to repeat these crap cause I'm too lazy to find out first hand.

NetFlixorrs I Lovezorrs You ! !

ENTIRE SERIES OF X-FILES ! ! That's NINE entires seasons of the series. Ah wasted afternoons, you have become less wasted. "RESUME: Completed entire series of X-Files during the summer". I'd like to put a shout-out to Cynthia who's made this possible for me as well as some others up in 102 lol.

I wish now they'd put up the X-Files movies too so I can finally fill in the gaps and understand wtf is going on.

Gender Bender

There's this song that always cracks me up when I think about it or when it comes up on the player on it's random run. It comes on in the info as "Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham - Twisted". It goes back to a funny incident where I was talking to my sister about that song. It goes something like this:

Me: Ei this song is nice. .

Sis: Yea. .

Me: Got a nice country-ish twang to it

Sis: Uh huh (I don't quite remember what she was saying up to this point really . .)

Me: I like the lady's voice. .Lindsey Buckingham. .Never heard of her before. .But sounds familiar

Sis: Lindsey is they GUY. .

Me: WHAT ! ? Then the lady is STEVIE ? !

Sis: Yeah she's the Fleetwood Mac singer. .*sings Gypsy

Me: HUH ? SERIOUS ! ?!

Sis: Yea! LOL

Me: HUH ? (I was still sure she was fahking with me)

Anyways, this went on for a couple more years that I thought my sister was messing with my head until I discovered for myself who Stevie Nicks was when she was mentioned in an obscure movie called "Mr. Wrong" (you can watch it on instant NetFlix. .Pretty funny. .Ellen DeGeneres).

Would've been a totally awesome YMLL ! ?!11?// moment.

So it was just a pretty funny confusion thing. I was befuddled. I was sure they were doing that intentionally to twist my mind. That the name of the song was "Twisted" made me certain of this.

Good Morning !

Y'know what I really hate? I hate it when I wake up from a nap at sayyy. . the EVENING (this part is bolded underlined capped because it's important later on) and someone who's met you for the first time says: "Good morning !". .

I got a kick out of that. Srsly. And not because they say it in a way that is laced with "better than thou"-ness and implications that you've wasted the entire day just laying on the couch. It's because they meant to say it in a sarcastic way. Well the jokes on them! It's not sarcastic at all. And I really hate it when people are trying to be so blatantly sarcastic. Really ! It's even in wikipedia. Check it out:

"Morning may also be used in a strictly personal sense, to refer to the period immediately following waking up, irrespective of the current time of day. In this sense, morning encompasses the (mostly menial) prerequisites for full productivity and life in public."

So HAH ! The next time you want to try to be sarcastic and diss someone waking up in the evening, please refrain and remember this little rant you read right here ! Because you may failzorrs.

There's Nothing Like You And I

There's this song . .That I always choke up when I listen to its . .I first heard it from the movie "London" . .Which stars Jessica Biel (in many revealing siehkksss scenes I might add. .But that's not why I likes the movie so much. .Well . . Not the main reason)

Basically the movie goes on about this guy who broke up with his long-time high school girlfriend and how she's leaving LA to go to Londong (which incidently is her name as well) and how this guy is going through a last ditch effort to win her back in her farewell party. He holes up in the toilet where the party is hosted while waiting for her and commences through some booze and coke inspired theological and philosiphical discussions about his relationship with her with his coke dealer and some other random peoples.

Cutting to the end of the movie without giving out too much, there is a morning after scene . .And this song comes one . .And it totally sums up the entire movie. One song. . Summing up everything that is in a relationship.

The beginning . .The middle . . The end . . .

It just clicks . .The moment I saw the scene with this song playing . .I choked up . .It was the best suited song ever for the moment. . It has since been one of my favoritestesssess song evarrhhhhh in the universesssssesss . .

Oh . . The song is The Perishers - Nothing Like You and I. .Here is a YouTube montage of the movie "The Notebook" (another sweet assed movie that makesesss me chokessess)

Check out the lyrics and you know why it's fitting to sum up everything in the movie . .Or rather for every other relationship that has run it's course . . Srsly.

I Can Has Cheezburger?

I would like to thank Ashvin (I want to say Nair? I'm not sure what your whole name is mang . .Should probably find that outs before plugging youse heyurrr. .) for wonderful wonderful FREE cheezburger. It has been a lifesaver for these past couple of dreary days.

In other news, I really really needs to do laundry mang. Damn I hates doing laundry. I loves having to wear fresh newly washed clothes fresh off the dryer all warm and soft and smelling like lavender (I use all lavender crap for my clothes). But I'm just so gaddam lazy to get it done. Could be the analogy for my entire life. I'm always too gaddam lazy to do things that will result in really good things in my life. So many things I've been too lazy to do or think is not worth the effort to put into. When I think of the things that could have been if i weren't so damn lazy, well . . Come to think of it, I'm actually too lazy to even think about it.

Anyone got quarters ? I'ma gonna get my ass down there to do some laundry . . gaddamit . .