There's Nothing Like You And I

There's this song . .That I always choke up when I listen to its . .I first heard it from the movie "London" . .Which stars Jessica Biel (in many revealing siehkksss scenes I might add. .But that's not why I likes the movie so much. .Well . . Not the main reason)

Basically the movie goes on about this guy who broke up with his long-time high school girlfriend and how she's leaving LA to go to Londong (which incidently is her name as well) and how this guy is going through a last ditch effort to win her back in her farewell party. He holes up in the toilet where the party is hosted while waiting for her and commences through some booze and coke inspired theological and philosiphical discussions about his relationship with her with his coke dealer and some other random peoples.

Cutting to the end of the movie without giving out too much, there is a morning after scene . .And this song comes one . .And it totally sums up the entire movie. One song. . Summing up everything that is in a relationship.

The beginning . .The middle . . The end . . .

It just clicks . .The moment I saw the scene with this song playing . .I choked up . .It was the best suited song ever for the moment. . It has since been one of my favoritestesssess song evarrhhhhh in the universesssssesss . .

Oh . . The song is The Perishers - Nothing Like You and I. .Here is a YouTube montage of the movie "The Notebook" (another sweet assed movie that makesesss me chokessess)

Check out the lyrics and you know why it's fitting to sum up everything in the movie . .Or rather for every other relationship that has run it's course . . Srsly.

I Can Has Cheezburger?

I would like to thank Ashvin (I want to say Nair? I'm not sure what your whole name is mang . .Should probably find that outs before plugging youse heyurrr. .) for wonderful wonderful FREE cheezburger. It has been a lifesaver for these past couple of dreary days.

In other news, I really really needs to do laundry mang. Damn I hates doing laundry. I loves having to wear fresh newly washed clothes fresh off the dryer all warm and soft and smelling like lavender (I use all lavender crap for my clothes). But I'm just so gaddam lazy to get it done. Could be the analogy for my entire life. I'm always too gaddam lazy to do things that will result in really good things in my life. So many things I've been too lazy to do or think is not worth the effort to put into. When I think of the things that could have been if i weren't so damn lazy, well . . Come to think of it, I'm actually too lazy to even think about it.

Anyone got quarters ? I'ma gonna get my ass down there to do some laundry . . gaddamit . .

Faysss . .OFF. .FAYCE. .OFFFFF

So after that crazy assed boat ride, my face started peeling off. This is I assure you ladies, most likely due to the sun exposure and not from any contagious disease. So I iz perfectly safe to be pleasuring you layyyy-deyzzz.

Speaking of pleasuring, there is nothing that I get a kick out off more from than peeling the skin out from my face. I keep imagining like I'm that old dude in Mission:Impossible (Yes. . The old dude, for all youse yung'uns going "Eh . .Where got old dude in MI?", in the oh lee chanel (fuah . .double bracket . .this is turning out to be some math equation) (Sorry forgot what I wanted to say in that last bracket. .That's pronounced like the brand) series the main character hero was an old dude with white hair, not Tom Cruise). Anyway the bottomline is peeling off my face like in the Mission Impossible shyte. Shioks giler. Every morning I wake up go to the mirror and have a go at it for like half an hour or so. Housemates must be thinking I'm wanking. But I might as well be for the amount of shiokness I gets from it.

In any case, I've been gone for a long while. Hopefully this is a nice return for youse peoples who is actually dropping by once in a while hoping to catch up with what this bugger is up to. And that's it. .Peeling my face skin . . Too bad still same face after all that peeling . .Kanineh . .

NGWUI ! !

So I was checking out gutteruncensored to get my daily update of sleaze, and for the first time really took notice of the ads there. If you're a frequent visitor to sleazy sites you're no doubt familiar with the FACEBOOK OF SIEHKSSS !! I've got nothing against the ads. People gotta make money to put up sleaze every day. And I admit I did click on it. 

BECAUSE THE CHICS ON THE ADS ARE SO GADDAWMN SUPER INCREDIDGEBERLY HAWTSSS ! ! Where are these laydies and how do I gets them into my life? DAMMITS !! I want to do niehsteih NIESHSTEIH things to themsssss. .Speaking of which . .I wonder how is Sheau Ting doings . .

I'm gonna go abuse myself  for a bits now . . 

Timing

Sometimes it's just everything isn't it? What's the worst part about it being everything is that you sometimes can't do anything about it. Shit cakes. Maybe that's the reason I like to leave things to the very last minute. A weird rebellion against the factors of time that is enforced upon me.

Unfortunately that hasn't been a very good strategy to live by. Missed chances and what ifs plague my mind. My father always tells me: "Son, doesn't matter what you do. As long as you don't regret doing it." And despite so many times listening to that and wanting to live up to it, I seem to always make choices that leads to regrets. Nerts.

MOVE ! Get out der vey !

There is this really interesting phenomenon. The worst, and most annoying M'sian group habit to me is the terrible habit of standing around in the middle of everyone's way to discuss something. And being extremely social creatures, this is done in large groups, thus becoming a major obstacle.

What's more interesting about this fenomena is that it happens spontaneously. The group would just be moving along on it's way nicely, when all the sudden it stops and everyone just joins in some conversation about where to go or what to do next or some other random conversation. AND ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYONE'S WAY. .In the most obstructive possible location i.e. a sidewalk, the cartway after the check out lanes in Wal-Mart, the entrance to somewhere etc. I mean . .JUST MOVE ! ! Other people have places to go while you're looking for and discussing about yours. It's just amazing how inconsiderate we can be sometimes.

Just Dance

So it's been a while since the last post. Been laming around too much on the couch. And the fact that my interwebz got disconnected due to a copyright infringement deal is also a major factor. Here's a warning kids: Don't download C&C3. . I'm never downloading anymore damn games. .CS and DotA is allz I needz. .

THEY'RE WATCHING USSS ! ! Which makes it impossible for me to dance like noone's watching . . Which is a sneaky way of me diverting the issue to what I was really intended on posting abouts. .

I recently found outs how to post youtube links up in heyurrr (I knows it's real simple, but I'm blur and lazy to discover shyte or myself and this whole blog thing still has me wide wonder-eyed. .) So here are a couple of cool dance videos. .One you should be familiar with and another I loves the song and finally caught the music video which was so AWESOME ! !

Here's Feist doing her weird thang


Don't that just make you want to dance retardedly? I know I do . . Everytime . .I lovesss itsss !! . .The song . .Not acting retarded . .

And she also appeared on Sesame Street! ! Hilarious ! !
The other one was Fiona Apple's Paper Bag, which unfortunately the videos have not allowed embedding . .Demmits . .But here's the link if you're interested. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB4Al0l6Cuo

Happy dancing your cares awaysss ! !