FINALLY THIS TIME ! !

Finally found out who sang that song I was obsessing abouts here a couple of weeks ago. After listening closer to the song on Yu's cell phone. Needed more lyrics to search for that song. A sign of how unknown the song is. A bad omen. My pubics, it's This Time (as we already established to no avail previously) by Maniac Garage. WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO ! !

ONLY TO DISOVER THAT they're a blardy never heard before band. They don't even has a myspace page where I can possibly steal their music from. A couple of people were asking about it in Yahoo! Answers about where to finds it. The answers always "limewire" zomg, so redundant. I can't finds it on Ares. I doubt they even has an album released. So now I know othe name of the band and all, I still can't has its. EVEN MORE FRASSS !!! O cruel fate . .I want to punch you in the fays.

Anyways here's the lyrics:

This Time by Maniac Garage

Right now,

Not then,

I can still remember when,

I've been working my way back to you boy,

Got to try

Right now, 

Not then,

I cannot remember when,

I've been working my way back to you boy,

Got to try this time

SIMPLE ! ! YET SO HARD ! ! GUARHHHHH ! ! I WANT HOKKIEN MEEEE ! ! served in a special way PLEASE GODDD ! !

Nap > DotA

Next time I'm feeling drowzy from a nap when someone asks to DotA, I'm not going to play. Just got done with one of the WORST games I've ever played. Was using Tidehunter and can't farm for shits. .Can't stun properly, fed the whole time. Whole team got raped. GUARHHH ! !

I feel dem kao guilty when I fuck up in DotA like that, but then fucking up in classes or whatever, no problem, barely any guilt. Solution: distract myself with DotA. I am so messed up. I'm gonna go get some McChickens up in heyurrr to calm my soul. Hopefully redeem myself laters.

"Oh, I laugh when I watch horror movies". What the hellz lar. Even if it's true, that sounds extremely retarded when someone says it don't you think? What are you trying to prove ler? You're so fucking brave nothing scares you? The whole point of watching horror movies is to get scared. You go into it wanting not to be scared it's just going to be a waste of time. With horror movies you got to go in and take it in. Get absorbed into the setting. 

That being said . .That last horror movie, nothing can save ler. Fucking waste of time. I'm sorry to whoever had to watch it *cough* Z *cough*

Like the whole point of smoking weed or drinking alcohol is to get high. You don't get high that's just a fucking waste of weed/alcohol and time. I knows some people that don't never get fucked up on alcohol, but barely even makes a mention of its. Kudos to youse you know who you are. I so wanted to go *COUGH COUGH (That super coughing I make) "Oh, I cough when people bullshit" after hearing that.

I am deeply torn. .

About how to arrange my music. So I downloaded an entire discography of one of my all time favorite bands Live. Not surprisingly, as all great bands would have, (and some lesser ones that just had 2 albums then have one? WTF is up with that . .Fucking kidding me with that marketing shyte. .I can't name any off the top of my head . .But you've seen them before . .You know what I'm talking about) they's gots a greatest hit album. 

So now my predicament is this. Now that I has all their songs and the ones that I love, in their individual albums, should I keep those or just keep those from the greatest hit album. There are other songs that I do enjoy from those other albums as well on top of those that are included in the greatest hit record. But the greatest hits record has a dem nice cover art. But then so do the other albums. This little things bother the hellz out of me.

Should I

A) take out the songs from the original albums and keep the entire greatest hits album

B) keep every damn song there is because THAT'S HOW FUCKING GREAT LIVE IS ! ! THAT I HAVE REDUNDANT COPIES OF THEIR SONGS ! !

C) take out the greatest hits record except for that one new song in there

The problem with A is that I like having the original info for the songs and the cover art for when that song originally appeared. So I'm quite reluctant to just have the newer greatest hits version.

With option B is the problem of having too damn many files and it would be an organizational mine field. Not to mention I would have to choose between files to add into my portable media player or playlist yada yada . .Simple things . .But it really does bother me  unfortunately.

I don't have much to say about option C. .I guess that's what I'm most likely going to do . .I just needed to talk about it first. .I think it deserves that much

I'm touched. .

Deeply and quite sensually strangely enough. Tittilated. From the comments left. Thanks for dropping by and taking the time to read this crap. Is because of youse people that I started this shyte and continue to do so. I loves youse. .All of youse ! ! *muackz* 

Now to get more chics up in heyurrr . .That leave their nekkid pics and numbers . .That would be perrrrfect

Damn youse Mang. .

Someone says to me that I should bitch more to make the blog more interesting. Well that wasn't really what I had in mind fot the blog thing. Didn't want to see bitchy and all that. But this is something that's really getting on my gaddam nerves mang. 

So any of you network savvy people could maybe possible offer up some ideas as to what is causing this and perhaps a solution. Here's the deal. I iz on the router rights? And everytime the Mang turns his computer on and logs into the network, a whole world of shit opens up and it clogs up the connection for some reason. I gets the crazy assed spikes when playing CS, the interwebz is slower, I can barely do shyte when playing DotA. 

So I shouts at him: "EH ! !. .You downloading any shyte?" to which he replies in that oh so innocent "noh?". Then I asks, "You streaming any shytes?" also "noh?". This gets me wonderring, then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT'S SLOWING THIS SHYTE DOWN TO KL TRAFFIC PACE ! ?!? I didn't actually say that. I'm too nice. "Watching drama". From website? "download" WTF ! ! 

This was the very beggining of when that shyte started happening. I've gotten into the habit of just blocking the shyte out of his connection which instantly solves the problem . .Problem is I sometimes forget to unblock it which leads him to come asking me "Eh Tai,. .I cannot log in" to which I go "Oh . .ermm . .restart your com" innocently which buys me time to unblock that mofo's connection.

Anyways, I have come to ascertain that this lag comes just from his computer being logged onto the network. So you techies, WTF is up with that ? I can't go on living this lie of blocking his connection and unblocking its. .He's bound to find outs sooner or later. I feels like I'm banging his wife or something . .Which I wish was the case since at least I'd have a stable internet connection AND siehkkks on the side. .Good deal. .

Blogging

Whoa. There's a whole bunch of things I can do here besides just writing. All these gadgets I could add on to the blog to make it more interesting or helpful or a quick diversion away from here if you're bored of this crap. So many to choose from not sure which one to pick. Got to go talk to some other blogging gurus to ask them how to spice things up around heyurrr. Seens I has no readers. SRSLY !? ! Noone cares abouts mes? 

Nerts.

Peeyouuu

My fart smells like leftover fishballs and processed seafoods. I dread my next poop date.

If I Had Words. . .

To make a day for youuuuuuuuse. .

Just spent the night . .Well, early assed morning actually watching "Babe". That shyte is the bacon mang. Pun intended. Definitely one of my all time favorites. Sheep dogs, talking chickens and sheeps. Classic.

And that song. So simple. I'm a sucker for a good raggae beat. Couple that with sweet lovey words, I'm butter. The song was a major hit in New Zealand. The land of growing boobies as I have recently learned.

I don't know how to post up youtube videos up in heyurrrr. .So you're just gonna have to trust me. But here are the words to the song anyways. FYI, if it sounds familiar, those slut whores Westlife covered it a while back. Seriously, fuck Westlife.

If I Had Words by Scott Fitzgerald & Yvonne Keeley

If I had words to make a day for you

I'll sing you a morning golden and new

I would make this day last for all time

Give you a night deep in moonshine

Repeat until song is over HUAHAHAHAHAH ! ! !. .I told youse the song was simple.

Fras Gilerrr ! !

Well as the title suggests, I'm frustrated now. For some unknown reason my finger became infected and any slight touch hurts. It's also the flipping finger which means I can't click the right button of my mouse without grimacing or going "sssssss. . ahhhh . . sssss". Which means I can't play DotA without going "sssss. . ahhh . .sssss" a whole lot. I think I'm going to have to pop the liquid that's building up in that nasty blister like thang . .That's going to be satisfying.

Another reason I'm frustrated now is because I can't find a song. I hate it when I can't find a song that I heard. It's almost as frustrating when I know the name of the song but can't download it. That's not as bad. The worst one is when I don't even know the name of the song or who sang it. Alls I know from the song is a couple of words from it. And even that I'm not really clear what the fuck she's singing. I'm talking about the song which is Yu's alarm song from his phone. Alls I know from it is "right now . .right now . .I can lalalal" then "I'll be walking right back to you boy" something like that. "Do a Google search lar and find the partial lyrics" you say now. CHIBAI LAHBUDENGS . .You think I haven't tried? Wahlau. The search results that come back with that search is so frustrating. Some oldies. Dean Martin, Johnny Cash. . I'll be damned if they sound like a chic in their later dead years. What's worse now is that Yu told me the name of the song. Apparently it's "This time". But I still can't find its. 

GUARHHHHHSness ! !  ! ! ! ! So my pubics, if youse knows what's the song I'm talking abouts or EVEN HOKKIEN MEE GOODNESS better, has its. PLEASE GET BACK TO MEEEE ! ! ! PLEASE ! ! CH'MON MANGGG . . I CAN'T SLEEEP . .I CAN'T EAT . .I wear diapers mang

But at least some itsy bitsy good came out of this. I found out that Maria Mena had a new album with a new song "All this time" is the name of the Maria Mena song. That's pretty sweet. But not a good enough consolation. Damn its.

P.S.

I'm glad this blog has helped someone at least find a song they're looking for. You lucky summmmbij.

Spring Break Beechesss ! !

Right, so it's Spring Break +2 now. I've only slept 3 hours since my last nap Friday before the party. I always feel extremely guilty sleeping during holidays. Like I'm wasting these precious moments. My priorities are all messed up in that sense. The holidays are supposed to be the time for catching up with sleep, but NOOOooo. .It's all upside down up in heyurrr.

Today is supposed to be a really interesting day. Some hanging out, and the big thing being a barbecue. It's been so long since I've had a good barbee. I love barbecues. If I ever get married, the reception is just going to be a huge assed barbecue where everyone comes by casual like with a huge fire and grill and a whole animal being cooked up. Really excited about it and hope it works out. 

Nerts. I'm so wide awake now but there's nothing to do. I don't want to go to sleep and waste this precious time. Funny how time for doing nothing is the most precious time for me. Screwed up priorities like I said. Gotta fix that.

O-whaaa~~

Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere. I LOVE this song! And I just found out in my bumbling around playlist.com to get some entertaintment for youse people while reading my crap that Vampire Weekend, a band I also likes made a cover of the song! !

I love it when some bands make covers of songs and puts in a little something something of their own flavor into the song. This is a good example. Although the O-whaa~~~ part is a little off. Ain't nobody ripping that off Stevie Nicks mang. .

I iz screwedsssess

So it's T-plus two days that my assignment was due. I was finally getting momentum to get started because certain parties decided that they had more important things to do than to DotA with me first. Thanks a lot. But thank Kahuna I remembers this place and here I iz bringing my faithful pubics another worthless piece of insight to the neder world. 

Rights. I notices a trend with using percentages in describing the progress of assignments and studying in some of the other blogs I've been reading i.e. Alex Tew's. I have no idea how this is calculated, maybe there's somenifty study progress calculator on the interwebz that I'm not awares ofz. I won't be surprised though, I mean if they can calculate when you're going to die, or how gay youse are, I don't see why they can't come up with something to calculate the progress of your work. And if there isn't then someone should makes it. Please send me the link if you created one or know of one already existing.

(I'm sure now one of you chibai smart Alex (diu) is going "mahai . .just use common sense lar diu to see how many percent" and to you I say "yar horrr. .")

Well the whole point being that for me right now it's terribly easy to calculate what's the progress of my work: jeelow%. I bet you saw that one coming from the beggining of the sentence. You're an asshole. HAH !! Bet you didn't see THAT one coming. 

I hate Nicholas Cage. You may think that that was some random shyte. That was not random at all. Because we were talking about seeing things coming and that was the whole basis for the movie "Next" starring Nic Cage. That was a terrible movie and a waste of my time which could have been wasted doing more enjoyable useless things. Like not doing the dishes for 2 hours and seeing how many times I can poke Zi Ting in his ribs before he punches me in the fays.

I'm losing track of what I was supposed to be talking about. This is some long assed shyte up in heyurrr. Please leave your comments if you do drop by and actually bother to read this crap. I want to see if people actually do read this crap. I'm so lonely. . . 

The Big Plan

So, I had great plans for this blog. Big ideas and ambitions. I've been a big fan of thegutterpost lately. So much so that I was inspired to actually try to emulate that. To get the down low and dirty scandals and rumors going on about the ISU circuit and has the pubics read abouts it here. .

But then who the hellz am I kidding ler. .I don't know HALF the shyte. .I'm being modest . .I don't know a TENTH of the shyte that goes on up in heyurrrr, srsly. And the ones that I DO know ofz, I'm the last to know or it has already happened and it's like, to quote Dave Grohl, "done, done on to the next one" kind of crap. So fuck that. On to the second objective of this blog.

This blog is the little dirty bastard of my afore mentioned obsession with a certain scandal blog and my procrastination. I has an English assignment that was due yesterday. I was looking for whatever excuse not to get started on its. "But neder" you might say, "with the effort and time you put here you could have just finished your assignment! ! !"

And I says to you you little turd, "miannanmamana." That's me mumbling. Probably some profanity. I'm taking this procrastination shyte to new heights baybehhhhhh 6sen. 

So the more posts you see heres, it means I'm really busy, so please do invite me for whatever little insignificant reason you might possibly have that could serve as a distraction for me. Y'all know wut it iz. .

First Postesessss

I pity the foo' that stubmled upon this delicious piece of time wastedness ! ! 

Which would probably be partly my own fault since I would most likely have been the one who directed youse here in the first place. . "EI !! I ALSO GOT BLOG LIAO ! ! GO SEE LAR ! !" 

So I bid you welcome anyways ye wayward interweb traveller to this homage to procrastination. .

. . . 

More on this tomorrow . .